My name is Dominique. I am NOT your stereotypical black guy. I am probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I am a HUGE Beyoncé fan and I'm 20 with a little bit of freaky side ;) Anything else you want to know about me just hit up my ask!! btw I reblog all types of shit from porn to music to mainstream celebrities and funny shit. So if you don't like that THEN DON'T FOLLOW ME because I don't want to hear ANY complaining!!

 

applause!! but I find it funny that he said “as the gay put it” lmao!!

applause!! but I find it funny that he said “as the gay put it” lmao!!

*sigh* & it starts again & I still don’t have my check 😒 #2MoreWeeks

*sigh* & it starts again & I still don’t have my check 😒 #2MoreWeeks

Fuck America for banning the new Volkswagen XL1 from the road!!! All because it can do 300MPG smh. Money hungry mofos

Fuck America for banning the new Volkswagen XL1 from the road!!! All because it can do 300MPG smh. Money hungry mofos

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging